The Doorman's Diary: finale (almost)

This became very close to being The Doorman’s final entry. If it’s not evident, The Doorman abides by the strictest code of honesty, integrity, and forthrightness, so should that ever be questioned, he will exit through the very door he mans… never to be seen on the premises again. There was serious insidious, innuendo targeted directly at The Doorman this past weekend. The Doorman has zero tolerance for that kind of game and will not play. Fortunately, the club owner, who is not the author of the scandal, blocked the door from slamming shut and reinforced the “unquestioned bond of trust” and confirmed there is absolutely no basis for the defamation. The Doorman will be back at his post at the jazz club this Friday.